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Cracking Christmas Jokes

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Spread the holiday cheer with these festive themed jokes!


Q: What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A: A Holly Davidson! 


Q: What did the snowflake say to the fallen leaf? 
A: You are so last season. 


Q: Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?
A: Because he is so cool! 


Q: What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?
A: A pineapple! 


Q: What is a lion’s favorite Christmas carol?

A: Jungle Bells.


Q: What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in santa?

A: Rebel without a claus.


Q: What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
A: Claustrophobia!


Q: What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A: A Christmas Quacker!


Q: Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

A: Santa Jaws.


Q: Where does Santa go when he's sick?
A: To the elf centre!


Q: Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
A: They always drop their needles!


Q: Why don't penguins fly?
A: Because they're not tall enough to be pilots!


Q: Did Rudolph go to school?

A: No. He was Elf-taught! 


Q: What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?

A: Stick with me and we'll go places!


Q: How does an Eskimo fix his house?

A: Igloos it together.


Q: What kind of music do elves like best?
A: Wrap music. 


Q: Why is a foot a good Christmas present?
A: It makes a great stocking filler.